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 Shahrad Rezaei Tehrani

 

 

   Common Emoticons

:-)    Basic smiley face; used for humor and sometimes sarcasm
:-(    Basic frowney face; used for sadness or anger
;-)    Half-smiley or winkey face; more often used for sarcasm
:-/    Wry face; used for wry humor

 

Alphabetical (by Emoticon) List

              Invisible; Ghost; Helen Keller


  !*|:-()     Hit by a baseball bat
  !-(         Black eye
  !-|         Cylon Centurian; Popeye
  !.'v        Flat top (in profile)
  !8-)        Nerd with combed hair
  !:-)        Imaginative
  !o'v        Flat top (in profile); Dealer in Vegas
  !|:-( )     Brained by a baseball bat


  "._."       Sideways smiley (variation)
  "V"         Sideways smiley (variation)
  "v"         Sideways smiley (variation)


  #!^~/       Kissing and wearing shades (in profile)
  ##O##       Scary Spice
  #(,'%/)     Slept too long on one side with no time to wash hair
  #(:         Left-handed with a goatee; Left-handed with
              a really bad tie on
  #-)         Exhausted after partying all night; Lt. LaForge
  #/\/:)      Cantilevered toupe
  #:-)        Matted hair; Fur hat; Crewcut; Messy hair;
              "Everything you know is wrong"
  #:-0        Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  #:-o        Mr. Bill; "Jesus built my hotrod";
              Someone with matted hair
  #:o+=       Betty Boop
  #:o\:o/:o\:o/:o||     Totem pole
  #B<>        Duck, with spike haircut & Ray-Bans, quacking
  #^%&*@$:-)  A schizophrenic


  $$          Academic jobs
  $$$         Industrial jobs
  $$$$        People starting up their own company
  $(:-|       Soldier (Dog-soldier)
  $-)         Won the lottery; Yuppy; Alex Keaton (Family Ties)
  $->         Happily excited; With greedy selfish tone
  $:-$        Stockbroker
  $:-)        Has a comb stuck in the hair
  $:-) :   8-     Male prostitute
  $:-} 8 *    Prostitute
  $:-} B   >      Female prostitute


  %           Bike accident
  %')         Finished off a fifth for lunch
  %)          Cross-eyed; Artistic face; Picasso
  %*@:-(      Hung Over
  %*}         Very drunk
  %+\         Messed up; Spaced out; Effected; Scrambled; Out-to-lunch
  %+{         Lost a fight
  %+|         Beaten up
  %-          Drunk with laughter
  %-(         Glasses broken; Sad confused; Practical joker
              who got beat up
  %-()        Monkey face
  %-(I)       Laughing out loud
  %-(|)       Laughing out loud
  %-)         Stared too long at monitor; Confused; Cross-eyed;
              Drunk with laughter; The Elephant Man; Cross-eyed;
              Happy confused; People with broken glasses; Long bangs
  %-/         Brain dead; Hung over
  %-6         Brain dead
  %-<I>       Drunk with laughter
  %-<|>       Drunk with laughter
  %-\         Hung over
  %-^         Pablo Picasso
  %-^)        Pablo Picasso
  %-{         Sad; Not amused
  %-|         Been working all night
  %-}         Amused
  %-~         Pablo Picasso
  %6          Brain dead
  %87)        Cartoon character happy he has curly hair
  %\v         Pablo Picasso
  %~v         God I hate line noise!


  &-(         Tearful
  &-l         That made me cry; Tearful
  &-|         Tearful
  &.(..       Crying
  &8-]        Overly handsome self-portrait with square jaw
  &8-|        Is a nerd
  &:-)        Curly Hair; Guinan
  &:-)>       Narn from Babylon 5
  &:-]        Overly handsome self-portrait with square jaw
  &:-o-8-<    Betty Boop
  &;-P        Suave guy on the make, who keeps advertising...
              just in case
  &B-]}<////>     Corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy hair & tie


  '!          Grim (profile)
  '"          Pursed lips (profile)
  '-)         Wink; Winking; Only has a left eye, which is closed;
              One-eyed man
  ':-(        Accidentally shaved off one eyebrow
  ':-)        Accidentally shaved off one eyebrow; One eyebrow
  'J          Smiling (profile)
  'P          Sticking tongue out (profile)
  'T          Keeping a straight face (profile)
  'U          Yawning (profile)
  'V          Shouting (profile)
  'Y          Whistling (profile)
  '\          Frowning (profile)
  '_`         Sideways smiley (variation)
  'o`         Sideways smiley (variation)
  'r          Sticking tongue out (profile)
  'v          Talking (profile)
  'w          Speaking with forked tongue (profile)
  '~;E        Unspecified 4-legged critter


  (           Unhappy Cheshire Cat
  ( :+(       Scared
  ( o ) ( o ) Big hooters; Surprise
  (!)         Non-Vanderbilt SEC football
  (##]        Hockey player
  (#-[        Marine
  ($)         Speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC
  ($_$)       Being greedy
  (((O)))     Ginger Spice
  (((Y)))     Very fat lady
  ((: =)X     Charlie Chaplin
  ((:- =)X    Charlie Chaplin
  ((Y))       Fat lady
  ()          Football
  ())=(       Drinking wine
  ()__CRAYOLA___(>     Crayon
  (*):        Cyclops
  (*-0)       Person with a blue-black eye
  (*O         Sporty Spice
  (*O*)       Baby Spice (you have to think of the O as the head
              and everything else as hair)
  (*^_^*)     Shy! (Japanese style)
  (*_*)       In love (sideways)
  (,'%/)      Slept too long on one side
  (-)         Needs a haircut; Needs a hairdresser; Laughing
  (-.-)Zzz...     Sleeping (sideways)
  (-:         Left handed;  Australian; Don Ellis from Tektronix
  (-::-)      Siamese twins; Putting heads together
  (-:|:-)     Siamese twins
  (-D         Laughing
  (-E:        Bi-focals
  (-_-)       Secret; Sad or sleeping face
  (-o-)       Star Wars Imperial Tie Fighter
  (-|---( : - )     The Pope
  (.)(.)      Ms. Dos; Big boobs
  (..(Y)..)   More fat isn't possible
  (0.0)       Stupid face
  (0.o)       Really stupid face
  (00)        Pulling a mooner
  (8 )        The Invisible Man
  (8*<        Egg-head swimmer; Drunk or mad user
  (8-( :  -8     Masked rapist
  (8-)        Swimmer; Wears glasses; Homer Simpson; Owl
  (8-o        Mr. Bill
  (8-{)}      Glasses, moustache and a beard
  (8-}        Percy Dovetonsils
  (8<|        Darth Vader
  (8=X        Death (skull & cross-bones)
  (8x)        Bobbit`s wife
  (:  (=|     Ghost costume
  (: (        Ghost
  (: (=|      Ghost costume
  (: )        Balaclava
  (: )t       Bank robber; Terrorist
  (:)-)       Scuba diver
  (:+)        Big nose
  (:-         Frowning
  (:-#        Wearing braces; Message about something that
              shouldn't have been said
  (:-$        Ill; Ill-informed about the Renaissance
  (:-&        Angry; Rosicrucian
  (:-(        Very sad; Frowning; Very unhappy; Sting
  (:-)        Smiley big-face; Bald; Soldier; Male; Bicycle helmets;
              Captain Picard; Surprised; Wearing skull cap
  (:-)     ?      Having a sex change
  (:-) :   8-     Is a male
  (:-) :   8===   Is John Holmes
  (:-) : -8       Male and on the make
  (:-) : 8===     John Holmes
  (:-) : ==8      Is a male on the make
  (:-) ?      Has had a sex-change
  (:-)"       Soldier with medals; Officer
  (:-)>+      Monk
  (:-)}       Bald and bearded
  (:-*        Kissing
  (:-...      Broken heart
  (:-<        Frowning
  (:-D        Has a big mouth; Blabbermouth
  (:-H        Football player; Plays for the NFL
  (:-I        Egghead
  (:-O ==>    Rush Limbaugh (with loud tie)
  (:-[ : 8-   Male sadist
  (:-\        Very Sad
  (:-{~       Beard
  (:-|        General or marshal; Soldier; Egghead;
              Captain Jean Luc Picard
  (:-|K-      Suit and tie; Formal message; Formally attired
  (:-~I       Egg-head user with a cold
  (:/] > 8-   Male masochist
  (::[]::)    Bandaid
  (:<)        Blabber mouth; Rastafari
  (:<>        Duck
  (:=         Beaver
  (:=)        Two noses
  (:=<        Star Wars stormtrooper
  (:>-<       Thief (Hands up!)
  (:I         Egghead; Bald
  (:[         Worm (or ant)
  (:^(        Broken nose; Jack nicholson in Chinatown
  (;.;)/~     Waving goodbye (sideways, Japanese style)
  (=( : - >*  Uncle Sam
  (==)        Kosh from Babylon 5
  (=_=)~      Is sleepy (sideways, Japanese style)
  (>:^F)      Is Count Dracula
  (><)        Anally retentive
  (>_<)       Is furious (sideways); Is hurt (Japanese style)
  (@ @)       You're joking?
  (@@)        You're kidding!
  (@_@)       Stunned
  (B:o#       Egg-head user with sunglasses and wearing braces
  (B^|        Secret agent
  (Bo/        Egg-head (skeptical) user using glasses
  (Bow        Egg-head user using glasses and speaking with
              forked tongue
  (D)         Welder
  (D:-]       General
  (H f        Robocop in a hydraulic press
  (I          Asleep
  (O)         Posh Spice
  (O)|        Deep sea diver
  (O-)        Cyclops
  (O--<       Fishy
  (OO)        Mooning you
  (OvO)       Owl (sideways)
  (P-|        Borg
  (V)=|       Computer game champion; Pacman champion
  (X0||)      Double hamburger with lettuce and tomato
  (Y)oYo(Y)   Barutan, a monster from "Ultraman"
  (Z(:^P      Napoleon
  ([(         Robocop
  (]:-)       Happy in soldier hat; Gung ho
  (^-^)       Smile
  (^.^)/      Waving hello (sideways)
  (^^)y-~~~   Smoking (sideways)
  (^_^)       Happy face; Ear-to-ear smile
  (^o^)       Joyously singing (sideways)
  (_o_)       Kowtowing (bowing) person
  (aa)        You're kidding!
  (g_g)       Sleepy
  (o)(-)      Winking eyes
  (o)(o)      Staring eyes; Big boobs
  (o:-)       Sinclair from Babylon 5 ("hole in your mind")
  (o_o)       Shocked
  (oj         Scuba diver with snorkel
  (o|o)       Ultraman
  (u_u)       Sleeping (sideways)
  (x(Y))      x weighted lady (in Kg)
  (x)         Gay
  (x)         Reference to Vanderbilt football
  (x_x)       Dead (sideways)
  (y)         Pubis
  (|-(        "Good Grief!"; Charlie Brown
  (|-|   F    Robocop
  (|-|  F     Robocop
  (|-| F      Robocop
  (|:-#       American footballer
  (|:-)       Helmet
  (}-8]       Left-handed, bearded with glasses and headphones
  (~v~)       Sideways smiley


  )           Cheshire Cat
  )*(         A__hole (sideways)
  )-:         Bass-ackwards; Left-handed frown
  )-::-(      Married
  )-:|<*      Sanity Clause
  )8-)        Scuba big-face
  ):-(        Unsmiley big-face; Nordic smiley
  ):-)        Impish; Big-face
  ):-) :-) :-)    Loud guffaw
  )P-(        Long John Silver
  )|-[        Tired, grumpy and very unhappy


  * :-o       Alarmed!
  * |         Oh, what a beautiful sunset!
  *!#*!^*&:-)     Schizophrenic
  *!#*!^*&~ >:-(  Very angry after losing hours of work
  *!#^!*,-{\      Schizophrenic with one winking eye & undecided,
                  with a mustache
  *!#^!*0-v~      Schizophrenic cyclops speaking and drooling
  *!#^!*:-)       Schizophrenic and smiling
  *!#^!*:@)       Pig-nose schizophrenic and smiling
  *!#^!*:@[       Pig-nose schizoprenic vampire
  *!#^!*|o#       Schizophrenic wearing braces
  *!#^!*|oO       Schizophrenic big-mouth snoring
  *#*!^*&:-)      Schizophrenic
  *%)         Punk after a big booze
  *(          Crazy and frowning
  *(:-|       Military officer
  *(H-)       Downhill skier
  *)          Mutant; Here's Thor hi-y'all
  **          Winter sports (in general)
  ******:-)   Marge Simpson
  *****:-)    Marge Simpson
  ****:-)     Marge Simpson
  **-(        Too many shocks
  **:-)       Counsellor Troi
  *-(         Cyclops poked in the eye
  *-)         Shot dead; Stoned; Shot for last posting
  *-=|8-D     Clown
  *.-)        One-eyed and smiling
  */:-)       Beret
  *8-)        Beaker (the Muppet)
  *8-I        Nerd
  *8-|        Nerd
  *8=(:       Blubbering idiot
  *8D         Punk wearing glasses
  *:*         Fuzzy
  *:**        Is fuzzy with a fuzzy moustache
  *:-))       Clown
  *:-{Q       Using a mustache and smoking
  *:-} 8   8-     Transvestite
  *:-} 8 *    Female
  *:-} 8 8-   Transvestite
  *:-} 8 O    Female and on the make
  *:-} :   8-     Gay male
  *:O)        Bozo the Clown
  *:o)        Bozo the Clown; Clown
  *:|)        Bimbo (with no offense intended!)
  *;-~i       Lady replying by closing both eyes & puffing
              nonchalantly on her cigarette
  *<(:-)      Santa Claus
  *<(;')      Frosty the Snowman
  *<.'v       Wearing snow cap
  *<8-)X      Party outfit with a hat and bow-tie
  *<:-)       Wearing a Santa Claus hat; Wearing hat with pompom
  *<:-)>      Santa Claus
  *<:{        Using a mustache and wearing a Santa Claus hat
  *<o'v       Wearing snow cap
  *<|:-)      Santa Claus; Clown
  *<|:-))     Santa Claus
  *<|:o)>     Santa Claus
  *<|<|<|=    A Christmas tree.
  *<|B-3D>---|E     May be Santa Claus
  *L*         Blotto
  *X-I        Dead nerd
  *X-|        Dead nerd
  *\:-)       Tam o'shanter
  *^O         Crazy big-mouth
  *^_^*       Blushing
  *^o^*       Exciting
  *|          Commenting on the sunset
  *|-0        Working at 5 A.M.
  *|:^)(.)(...)     Snowman


  +-(         Shot between the eyes
  +-(:-)      Religious leader; Pope
  +-8-(       Religious, sad and wearing sunglasses
  +-:-)       Religious leader; Pope
  +-:-/       Religious but undecided
  +-::(@)     Religious using normal glasses and shouting
  +-<:-)      Pope
  +-B:p       Religious with sunglasses on head and tongue out
  +-X-(       Dead religious user frowning
  +:-)        Priest
  +<#^v       Knight (profile)
  +<(:-)      Pope
  +<.'v       Knight (profile)
  +<:-)       Monk; Nun; Bishop; "Peace be upon you..."
  +<:-|       Nun; Monk
  +<||-)      Knight
  +O:-)       Pope
  +_+         Sideways smiley (variation)


  ,':-)       A really interesting idea!
  ,,,^..^,,,     Cat peeking over a fence
  ,-)         Smiling one-eyed user; Winking on-eyed user;
              Sammy Davis Jr.; One-eyed flirt; Wry and winking
  ,-}         Wry and winking
  ,.'v        Has short hair
  ,:          Powerless
  ,:-)        Smiling one-eyed user; Winking on-eyed user;
              Sammy Davis Jr.; One-eyed flirt; Wry and winking;
              David Ogden Stiers' toupee; Shaved left eyebrow
              this morning
  ,`:-C       Huh?; What's the matter?; What's wrong?
  ,o'v        Has short hair
  ,o^y        Smiling while talking


  -           Helen Keller
  -  @=       Concerning nuclear war
  - -:-(      Punk Rocker (real punks don't smile)
  - -:-)      Punk rocker
  - @=        Concerning nuclear war
  -(          Always wear safety glasses; Has had their eyes gouged out
  -(:-)       German soldier from WWI
  -)          Always wear safety glasses; Ha ha; Jose Feliciano
  -,-         Sleepy
  --          When to bow (Japanese)
  --)         Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)
  ---...      SOS (variant)
  ---...---       OSO but supposed to be SOS
  ---<--{(@   Rose
  --<--@      Rose
  --m--xx--m--     Dead cartoon spying at the wall
  -.-         Sleepy
  -/-         Stirring up trouble
  -:          Upside down with a brick in their mouth
  -:(         Punk rocker with a mohawk
  -:)         Has mohawk
  -:-(        Punk rocker (real punks don't smile)
  -:-)        Punk rocker; Has a Mohican; Admires Mr. T
  -<          Mad
  -=          Doused candle to end a flame
  -=#:-)      Wizard
  -=* :-)     TeX wizard
  ->-         Airline tickets going cheap
  ->=:-)X     Zippy the pinhead
  -]          One eye
  -]:-)[-     Impressed
  -k          Beats me, looks like something


  .)          Cyclops
  .-(         Should have worn safety glasses
  .-)         One-eyed user; Sammy Davis Jr.
  .-]         One-eyed smilely
  ..-)        User only has one eye
  ...(        Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner's life
  ...---...   SOS
  ..|._       Opposite of a rose
  .V          Duck
  .\/         Duck
  .^)         Side view
  .^,         Looking sideways; Happy
  ._)         Suffering from Lorentz contractions
  ._/         Has been squashed


  /           Too cool
  /'\         Mountain
  /.#(        Adolf Hitler
  ///:-)      "Nest" haircut
  /8^{~       Hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee
  /8^{~<      Hair Line, glasses, moustache, and goatee
  /:-)        Beret; French; Gumby
  /:-=(       Adolf Hitler
  /:-|        Mr. Spock
  /;-)        Has one big thick cock-eyed eyebrow
  /O\         Is ducking
  /\          Camping and backpacking related
  /\!/\       Male lying on back with legs spread
  /\*/\       Female lying on back with legs spread
  /\/:/\      Is the Mummy
  /\_/\       Mountain range
  /\o/\       Spider
  /\oo/\      Spider or bat
  /oo\        Male cringing from expected blow below the belt
  /~'v'~\     Girl with pigtails


  0 =:--~~    Rat Holy in punker look
  0-(         Scuba diver with a broken mask
  0-)         Scuba diver; Cyclops; Wearing scuba mask;
              Happy invader from Mars; Arc-welder
  0:)         Angel; Saint
  0:-)        Angel; Saint
  0>-<(=      Message of interest to women


  12x--<--@   A dozen roses


  2B|^2B      Message from (or about) Shakespeare


  3  :-)      Bart Simpson
  3 :-)       Bart Simpson
  3-I         Asleep and having nightmares
  3-O         Snoring
  38^)        Bart Simpson
  3:)         Pet smiling
  3:*>        Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
  3:-)        Cow; Bart Simpson; Has curly hair
  3:-o        Cow
  3:[         Mean pet; Pit bull
  3:]         Pet
  3:o[        Pets
  3:o]        Pet


  4:-)        Sailor; George Washington


  5:-)        Elvis Presley
  5:-J        Elvis


  6\/)        Elephant


  7:)         Ronald Reagan
  7:-)        Fred Flintstone
  7:^)        Ronald Reagan
  7:^]        Ronald Reagan
  7:u)        Fred Flintstone
  7=^>        Happy (3/4 view)


  8           Infinity
  8 :-)       Wizard
  8 :-I       Net.unix-wizards
  8(          Sad bespectacled person
  8(:-)       Mouseketeer; Mickey Mouse; Walt Disney; Zippy
  8)          Frog; Midget wearing glasses; Happy bespectacled person
  8*)         Has glasses and a moustache
  8-#         Death; Dead
  8-(         Surprised!
  8-(:-)      Propeller hat; Beanie
  8-)         Glasses; Swimmer; Sunglasses; Gorilla; Nerd;
              Wears glasses; Wide-eyed; "I was the second gunman";
              Bug-eyed
  8-)*---     Miami Vice fan
  8-*         Ate a hot pepper
  8->         Just happy
  8-I         In suspense
  8-O         Omigod; Took too many Nodoz; Just before doubling
              over with pain
  8-O  --*    Just before doubling over with pain
  8-O --*     Just before doubling over with pain
  8-P         Reaction to college cafeteria coffee
  8-S         Sees all evil
  8-]         Wow maaan!; FDR
  8-o         Mr. Bill
  8-{)        Has glasses and a moustache
  8-|         Suspense; Eyes wide with surprise; Thriller
  87)         Cartoon character with a long nose and happy
  87D         Cartoon character with a long nose and very happy
  87P O>w     Cartoon character enjoying ice cream cone
  87P`` O>w   Cartoon character really enjoying ice cream cone
              with drops of saliva dripping
  8:)         Pig
  8:-)        Little girl; Wearing glasses on the head; Pig
  8:-T        Little girl
  8:<3        Hamster
  8:]         Gorilla
  8<:-)       Wizard
  8=:-)       Galloping Gourmet; Chef
  8===>       Is a d__khead
  8P          Frog in mating season; Wearing glasses and
              sticking out tongue
  8^          Chicken
  8^(         Sad
  8^|         Grim
  8_)         Don't get nose out of joint; Has nose out of joint
  8b          Frog in mating season; Wearing glasses and
              sticking out tongue
  8x          Scissors


  :           Hmmm
  : (         Leper
  : )         Leper
  : - =       Hitler
  : .)        Cindy Crawford
  : =         Beaver
  : =)        Adolf Hitler
  :#          Screaming
  :###)       Jimmy Durante
  :##)        Jimmy Durante
  :#)         Drunk
  :$)         Donald Trump
  :%)         Accountant
  :%)%        Has acne
  :&          Tongue-tied
  :'''-)      Flood of tears
  :'(         Crying
  :')         Crying
  :'-(        Crying; Shedding a tear
  :'-)        So happy they're crying
  :'-D        Laughing so much they're crying
  :'O         Bob Hope
  :'}         Richard Nixon
  :(          Sad; Frowning; Sad-turtle
  :(=)        Jimmy Carter
  :)          I meant it kindly; Happy; Midget smiley; Don't take
              too seriously; Cheshire Cat smile; Salamander
  :)%         Skateboarder
  :))         Double-chinned; Chesire Cat
  :)))        Real fat
  :)3         Female
  :)8-        Male
  :)>         Basic goatee
  :)~         Drooling
  :*          Kisses; Blowing kisses
  :*(@)       Drunk shouting
  :*)         Drunk; Clown; Has a cold; Ed McMahon; Has clown nose
  :*D         Drunk and laughing in church for no reason
  :*}         Tipsy
  :+(         Punched nose, hurt
  :+)         Carl Friedrich Gauss; Large nose
  :,(         Crying
  :,-(        Crying
  :,-)        So happy they're crying
  :,-D        Laughing so much they're crying
  :-          Male; Prolog programmer; Demon smile
  :- ]        So shocked jaw has hit the ground
  :-!         Bland; Foot in mouth; Malcolm McUser; Smoker
  :-"         Pursed lips; Whistling; Heavy smoker
  :-#         Censored; Lips are sealed; Wears braces; Blowing a kiss;
              Fat lip; Just said something that shouldn't have
              been said; Moustache; Punched in the mouth
  :-#)        Has a bushy moustache
  :-#|        Bushy mustache
  :-$         A secret; Face with mouth wired shut; Put your
              money where your mouth is; Person is ill; Sellout;
              Uncertainty; Jewish user
  :-%         Banker; Has beard; Talking out of both sides of mouth
  :-&         Tongue-tied; Eating spaghetti; Perplexed
  :-'         Spitting out chewing tobacco; Spitting; Smoker
  :-')        Has the flu; Has a cold
  :-'|        Has a cold or flu
  :-(         Drama; Sad; Unhappy; Frowning; Drama; Boo hoo;
              Have an ordinary day; Displeasure
  :-(   :-    Impotent (or let down)
  :-(  )      "You backed your car over my toe"
  :-( )       SHOUTING VERY LOUD; You just backed your car
              over my toe; You stepped on my toe; Shocked
  :-( :   :~     User is an impotent male
  :-( :  -       You call those breasts? I've seen bigger
                 lumps in oatmeal!
  :-( :-      Impotent
  :-( :-( :-( :-!     Taylor Caldwell
  :-( |       Has been beheaded
  :-(#)       Wearing braces
  :-((        Very sad; Al Jolson
  :-()        Shouting; Stubbed my toe; Talking
  :-(*)       Vomiting; That comment made me sick
  :-(0)       Yelling
  :-(=        Has buck teeth
  :-(=)       Big teeth; Bucktooth
  :-(>~       "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin'
              with it."
  :-(O        Has been hanged
  :-(O)       Yelling; Mick Jagger
  :-)         Happy; Smiling; Ha ha; Nosy; Willie Shoemaker;
              Marge Simpson; Comedy; Humor; Orator
  :-)   ,     Outie belly button
  :-)   -8    Blue balls
  :-)   .     Innie belly button
  :-)   8     Dolly Parton
  :-)  (-: +  :-o o-: + :-Pd-:     Kissing sequence
  :-)  -:     Erection
  :-)  -^-:   In need of corrective surgery
  :-)  8      Dolly Parton
  :-)  :-...     Taking a leak
  :-)  >=>    Reading a book
  :-) )-:     Masking theatrical comments
  :-) ,       Outie belly button
  :-) ---     John Holmes
  :-) -8      Blue balls
  :-) .       Innie belly button
  :-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ...     Manic depressive
  :-) 8       Dolly Parton
  :-) 8  -    Female
  :-) :   8-...     Taking a leak
  :-) :   8-^-      In need of some corrective surgery
  :-) : , 8-        Outie belly button
  :-) :-( :-) :-(   Manic depressive
  :-) :-( :-| :-?   Edgar Cayce
  :-) :-) :-)       Loud guffaw
  :-) :-) :-) :-)   Shirley MacLaine
  :-) :-...   Taking a leak
  :-) <       Slut
  :-) ===8`   John Holmes
  :-) >       Celibate
  :-)!!!      Sam Kinnison
  :-)#        Beard
  :-)##       Long beard
  :-)'        Drooling; Dribbling
  :-)(-:      Just Married!
  :-))        Double chin; Very good atmosphere; Laughing;
              Very happy; Al Jolson
  :-)))       Laughing; Double chin; William Conrad; Very fat;
              Really happy
  :-)*        Speaks Esperanto; Man with bowtie
  :-)--       98-pound weakling
  :-)-8       Big girl
  :-)-O       Doctor (with stethoscope)
  :-)-{8      Big girl
  :-)-}8      Big girl
  :-)... :-(     Manic depressive
  :-)... :-(...  Manic depressive
  :-)....     Drool
  :-)3        Big girl
  :-)8        Bow tie; Well dressed
  :-)8---     Tuxedo
  :-)8<       Big girl
  :-)8>       Tuxedo
  :-):-):-)   Guffawing loudly
  :-)<////>   Guy with a bad tie on
  :-)=        Goatee; Vampire; Beard
  :-)==       Arnold Schwarzenegger
  :-)===      Arnold Schwarzenegger
  :-)>        Bearded
  :-)>-       Tie
  :-)>-o      Doctor with stethoscope
  :-)B        Big girl
  :-)I        On the town
  :-)J        Surfer
  :-)K-       Wearing shirt and tie
  :-)O        Girl very messed up
  :-)X        Bow tie; Sen. Paul Simon
  :-)o-       Tie
  :-)o->      Suit and tie
  :-)x        Bow tie
  :-)x===>    Tie
  :-)x>       Tuxedo
  :-)|        Out on the town
  :-)}        Beard
  :-)~        Drooling; Dribbling
  :-)~~~      Drool
  :-*         I shouldn't have said that; Oops!; Just ate
              something sour; Bitter; Blowing a kiss; Kiss
  :-*|        Moustache
  :-+         Too much lipstick
  :-,         Hmmmm; Smirk
  :--)        Nose very large; Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)
  :---)       You lie like pinnochio
  :------------)     Big liar
  :---------------)     BIG liar
  :-----}     Liar; Pinnochio
  :----}      Pinnochio; Liar
  :--]        Robot
  :-.         "No comment"
  :-.)        Marilyn Monroe; Madonna; Cindy Crawford
  :-...       Heart-broken
  :-/         Skeptical; Lefty undecided; Chagrined; Undecided;
              Retarded; Skeptical
  :-0         No Yelling!; Orator; Shocked; Talkaktive;
              Can't find shift key
  :-0===8     "Oh yeah?  I bet that you..."
  :-1         Bland; Smirking
  :-3         Eaten a lemon; Handlebar mustache
  :-6         Sour; After eating something spicy
  :-7         Wry statement; Smoking a pipe; Talking out of
              side of mouth
  :-8         Talking out of both sides of their mouth
  :-8(        Condescending stare
  :-8p        Dizzy Gillespie (puffed cheeks and trumpet)
  :-9         Licking his/her lips; Yum!
  :-:         Mutant; Toothless
  :-<         Disappointed; Real sad; Forlorn; Sad; Vampire;
              Walrus; Amazed
  :-=(        Adolf Hitler
  :-=)        Older user with moustache; Older user listening
              to Walkman radio; Adolph Hitler
  :->         Sarcastic; Hey hey; Devilish grin (heavy sarcasm);
              Deformed lips; Smug
  :->-<       Thief - hands up!
  :->X==|     Formal wear
  :-?         Pipe smoker; Blue Oyster Cult fetishist; Licking lips;
              Tongue in cheek
  :-@         Screaming; Angry; Beard has permanent wave or was
              drawn by Picasso; Swearing; Very angry; About to be sick;
              User face screaming
  :-@%$#      Swearing
  :-B         Drooling; Dribbling; Has just bitten lip; Buttmouth;
              David Letterman (gap-toothed smile)
  :-C         Very unhappy; Totally unbelieving; Really bummed;
              Jaw has hit the ground; Count Dracula; Very sad
  :-C===8     Giving or receiving a sexual favor
  :-D         Guffaw; Laughing; Comedy; Shock; Surprise; Laughing
              (at you!); Talks too much; Big mouth
  :-D*        Laughing so much they don't realise there's a spider
              hanging from their lip
  :-E         Dangerous vampire; Bucktoothed vampire; Vampire with
              many teeth; Has major dental problems
  :-E =       Bucktoothed vampire
  :-E]        Needs to go to the dentist
  :-F         Dangerous vampire with one tooth missing;
              Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing;
              Major dental problems
  :-F]        Just came back from the dentist
  :-G-        Smoking
  :-G-~       Smoking
  :-H         Missing teeth
  :-I         Indifferent; Hmmm; Smoking; Sad; Puzzled; Semi-smiley;
              Poker face; No sense of humor
  :-II        Angry
  :-J         Surfer; Tongue-in-cheek
  :-L         Blank with cigarette or pipe
  :-L]        Dentist
  :-M         Speak no evil
  :-O         Surprised; Shocked; Uh-oh; Yelling; Mick Jagger; Mr. Bill
  :-O=        Showing tongue to the doctor
  :-O>-[o]    American tourist (big mouth and camera)
  :-O>-o      American tourist
  :-P         Tongue; Tongue hanging out in anticipation; Nyahhhh;
              Wry smile; Telling secrets; Wants to lick neck
  :-P*        Spitting out chewing tobacco
  :-P~~       Blowing a raspberry
  :-Q         Smoker; Smoking
  :-Q~        Smoking
  :-R         Has the flu
  :-S         Incoherent statement; What you say make no sense; Sick
  :-T         Keeping a straight face; Has just zippered lips shut;
              Tight lipped
  :-V         Shout; Shouting
  :-W         You're talking big nonsense; Speaking with a
              forked tongue
  :-X         Many kisses; Big wet kiss; User's lips are sealed;
              Bow tie; Swearing; Sworn to secrecy; Taped up mouth
  :-Y         A quiet aside; Talking after the no yelling smiley
  :-Z         Sleeping; Cross
  :-[         Vampire; Pouting; Blockhead; Critical; Pouting;
              Count Dracula
  :-[#]       Braces
  :-[]        Robot face
  :-[x>       Count Dracula
  :-\         Undecided; Sceptical; Popeye, for people who look
              like popeye; Very sad
  :-\  8o     After a cold shower
  :-\ 8o      After a cold shower
  :-\ :   8o     After a cold shower
  :-]         Blockhead; Sarcastic; Obnoxious; Happy vampire
  :-`         Spitting out chewing tobacco
  :-a         Touching tongue to nose
  :-b         Sticking out tongue
  :-bill      Zydeco Bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard
              on chest
  :-c         Real unhappy; Bummed out
  :-d         Lefty smiley razzing you; Sticking out tongue;
              Said with a smile
  :-d~        Heavy smoker
  :-e         Rage; Disappointment
  :-f         Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
  :-h         Speaking with a forked tongue
  :-i         Semi-Smiley; Smoking
  :-j         Left smiling; Smoker smiling
  :-k         Biting lip
  :-l         Yet another smiley; Almost smiling
  :-o         Frightened; Uh-oh; Wow; Singing national anthem; Awed;
              Yawn
  :-o  ^^^^:     After zipping up fly too fast
  :-o : ^^:      After zipping up fly too fast
  :-o ^^^^:      After zipping up fly too fast
  :-o zz z z Z  Z     Bored
  :-p         Sticking out tongue (at you!); Talking, talking, talking;
              Tongue in cheek
  :-p)        Sticking out tongue (at you!)
  :-p~        Smokes heavily
  :-q         Trying to reach nose with tongue
  :-r         Sticking tongue out; Blowing a raspberry
  :-s         Used after a BIZARRE comment
  :-t         Cross; Pouting; User is cross
  :-v         Blathering; Speaking; Talking head; Orator
  :-w         You're talking nonsense; Speaking with a forked tongue
  :-x         Kiss kiss; "My lips are sealed"; Blowing a kiss;
              Sworn to secrecy
  :-y         Said with a smile; Wider happy face
  :-z         Yet another cross smiley
  :-{         Variation on smiley theme; Moustached; Tipsy on
              rough wine; Sad Matthew; Count Dracula
  :-{  -__-:     After slamming the toilet seat
  :-{ -__-:      After slamming the toilet seat
  :-{ 2       User wears lipstick
  :-{#}       Braces
  :-{)        Moustache; Handlebar mustache
  :-{)}       Commander Riker
  :-{8        Very unhappy with results of breast implant surgery
  :-{>        Goatee
  :-{}        Bearded man; Wears lipstick; Heavy lipstick; Mick Jagger
  :-{~        Read too many toilet paper articles prior to lunch
  :-|         I don't care; Grim; "Have an ordinary day"; Disgusted;
              Indifference; Monkey; No expression; Frowning;
              "That comment doesn't phase me"; Bored; Playing harmonica
  :-| 8( )-   Pregnant
  :-| :-|     Deja'vu
  :-|)        Has a moustache
  :-|,        Quiet; Hushed; Not talking; Zipped shut
  :-|8( )-    Pregnant
  :-|:-|      Deja'vu
  :-|<        Vampire
  :-|K-       Evening dress; Formal message
  :-|]        Has no need to go to the dentist
  :-||        Anger; Angry
  :-}         "This wine tashted pretty good"; Ditto; Beard; Tipsy;
              Happy Matthew; Wry smile; Leering; Wears lipstick;
              Crooked smile; Fiendish grin
  :-}  -oo-:     Taking matters into hand
  :-} -oo-:      Taking matters into hand
  :-} : =M8      Taking matters into hand
  :-})        Has an RAF moustache
  :-}X        Bow tie-wearing
  :-~)        Has a cold
  :-~|        Has a cold
  :.-(        Weeping
  :.-)        Laughing tears
  :/          Crying
  :/)         Not amused
  :/7)        Cyrano de Bergerac
  :/I         No Smoking!
  :/\)        Extremely big nose
  :/i         No smoking
  :0)         Person with a big nose
  :3-<        Dog
  :8)         Pig; Pigish; Gorilla
  :8-1        Bart Simpson
  :8]         Gorilla
  ::-)        Wears normal glasses; Double vision; Glasses broken;
              Four-eyes
  ::-b|d-::   Has glasses and is sticking out tongue at mirror
  ::-{}       Using normal glasses and wearing lipstick
  :::)        Smiling despite being riddled with bullets
  :::-)       The Elephant Man
  :::Poof:::     Out of here, signing off now
  ::=))       Double vision; Needs new shocks
  :<          What pretences; Midget unsmiley; What?
  :<()        African tribesman
  :<)         From an Ivy League School; Has a moustache;
              A blabbermouth
  :<)=        Beard
  :<=         Walrus
  :<|         Attends an Ivy League school
  := |        Baboon
  :=(         Adolf Hitler
  :=)         Double nose; Has two noses; Orangutan
  :=8)        Baboon
  :=8|        Baboon
  :>          "Hmm, let me think"; Midget; What?; Don't take
              too seriously
  :>)         Has a big nose
  :?          Smoking a pipe
  :?)         Philosopher
  :@          Screaming; What?
  :@)         Pig
  :C          Bummed; What?
  :C)         Nose, very large
  :D          Laughter; Laughing
  :I          Hmmm, not funny!
  :I)         Has a septum pierce
  :O          Yelling
  :P          Blowing a raspberry; Sticking out tongue
  :Q          What?; Smoking
  :Q)         John Q. Public
  :Ui         Smoking
  :Uj         Smoking and smiling
  :V          Woodpecker
  :V)         Woodpecker
  :X          Sworn to secrecy; Lips are sealed
  :X)         Hear no evil
  :[          Real downer; Very unhappy
  :\/         Woodpecker
  :]          Gleep; Friendly midget smilie who will gladly be
              your friend
  :^"         Pursing lips
  :^(         Had nose put out of joint; Broken nose
  :^)         Broken nose; Big nose; Pointy nose (righty); Happy;
              Tongue-in-cheek; Cute nose; Smiley with a personality;
              Profile
  :^D         "Great! I like it!"
  :^U         Turned face
  :^W         Turned face with tongue out
  :^X^C       Emacs user saying "How do I get out of this damn
              vi editor?"
  :^Y         Turned poker face
  :^r         Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
  :^y         Turned smiling face
  :^{         For those with mustaches
  :^{)>       Moustache and beard
  :_)         Tongue-in-cheek; Sarcastic; Nose is sliding off face;
              Boxer; Boxer who got hit one too many times
  :b          Sticking out tongue
  :c)         Nose very large
  :c<         Nose very large
  :d          Licking lips; Stick out tongue
  :n)         Funny-looking right nose; Pug nose
  :o          Shocked
  :o)         Boxer's nose; Person with a smaller nose;
              Stimpy (Ren & Stimpy)
  :oP-        Person with a small nose sticking out his tougue
  :p :q :d :b :D     Licking lips (sequence)
  :p~~~       I'm sticking my toungue out at you
  :q          Vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn
              emacs editor?"
  :u)         Funny-looking left nose; Pug nose
  :v)         Has a broken nose, but it's the other way;
              Left-pointing nose; Cute nose
  :x(         Habe a code in by dose
  :{          Oh boy; What?; Mustached; Oh boy, the headmaster!
  :{}         Wearing lipstick
  :|          Indifferent; Data
  :}          What should we call these?
  :~(         Nose put out of joint
  :~(~~       Crying
  :~(~~~      Crying
  :~)         Ill with a cold; Nose squiggly; Face needs a nosejob;
              Yum-lick lips; Peter Ubberoth; Needs a nosejob; Ugly nose
  :~-(        Crying; Shed a tear
  :~-)        So happy that they're crying
  :~/         Really mixed up
  :~I         Smoking
  :~i         Smoking
  :~j         Smoking and smiling
  :’)         Crying for joy
  :’-(        Crying


  ;           Cheshire Cat with gingivitis
  ;(          Crying; An unfortunate small joke
  ;)          Winking; Something said tongue-in-cheek
  ;-          Flirt & demon smile
  ;-(         Crying; Sad or mad and got beat up
  ;-(*)       Feels Sick
  ;-)         Wink; Irony; Sardonic incredulity; So happy, s/he
              is crying; Flirt; Got beat up; Flirtatious or
              sarcastic remark
  ;-)   ===8     Circumcised
  ;-)  o===8     Braggart
  ;-) ===8    Circumcised
  ;-)-8       Big girl winking at you
  ;-)=)       Grin
  ;-)o===8    Braggart
  ;-)}<////>     Corporate-type guy (see the necktie?)
  ;->         Lewd; Winking smile with big grin
  ;-?         Wry tongue in cheek
  ;-C         Sardonic incredulity
  ;-D         Friendly, winking, laughing smile
  ;-S         I kind of like it
  ;-\         Has been beaten up; Popeye gets his lights punched out
  ;-p         Popeye
  ;-|         Has been beaten up but is staying silent
  ;-}         Leer; Leering
  ;:-)        Really bad toupee
  ;;          Sadness (Japanese)
  ;>          Winking; Something said tongue-in-cheek
  ;>)         Smirking
  ;^)         Smirking
  ;^?         Has been punched out
  ;_;         Crying (Japanese)
  ;|8-)       Hagar caught lying


  <&&>        Concerning rubber chickens
  <&*c        Tearful; drunk; unhappy
  <&-I        Fool; Tearful
  <(:         Goatee (left-handed)
  <)          Here's a house boat
  <*(:-?      Wizard who doesn't know the answer
  <*:-)       Magician
  <*:oDX      Clown; Clown with bowtie and dunce
  <*}}}>      Dead fish
  <+-< : )    Pope
  <+|:')      Pope
  <+|:'@===   Vomiting Pope
  <,-?        One winking eye and smoking a pipe
  <.(@)       One eye and shouting
  <0*c        Cyclops; Drunk; Unhappy
  <0-)        Smiling scuba-diver
  <0__/\__/\_     Worm
  <3          Heart
  <8*p        Surprised drunk putting tongue out
  <8-*        Surprised user eating something bitter
  <8-{*       Wearing sunglasses, with a mustache
  <8-{D       Happy, wearing sunglasses and mustache
  <8-{I       Fool swimmer with a mustache
  <8-~)       Swimmer with a cold and smiling
  <8^)        Smiling swimmer
  <8r         Wearing sunglasses and sticking tongue out
  <:)         Smiling; Dunce
  <:-(        Disappointed; Dunce
  <:-)        Dumb question; Skier; Magician; Vietnamese peasant; Hero
  <:-)  >-    Female smiling
  <:-)<<|     Rocket pilot
  <:-)`       Hero
  <:-@        Screaming
  <:-@  8-    Male screaming
  <:-D        Witch
  <:-EXB      Vampirella
  <:-I        Is a dunce
  <:-O        Eeek!; Eeek! Just saw a mouse
  <:-l        Dunce
  <:-|        Dunce; Just made a stupid statement
  <:-}        Happy
  <:3         Mouse; Rat; Ferret
  <:3 )~~~~   Mouse; Rat
  <:<)}       Hippie
  <:>==       Turkey
  <:@0        Pig-nosed orator
  <:I         Dunce
  <:r         Sticking tongue out
  <:|-|)<     Student of physics (esp. at Jagellonian University)
  <;-Q        Smoking user
  <;-{(       Sad user crying with a mustache
  <<<<(:-)    Hat salesman
  <<<<<<:-)   Hat salesman
  <=          Message about housing in the Snow Belt
  <=-O        Frightened; Scared
  <=8:-)      Dickhead
  <>:-)       Bishop
  <>:{(}      Lt. Worf
  <@:{(>X     Mustached Chinese with a toupee, goatee, bow tie
  <B-v        Wearing glasses and speaking
  <B-~D       Happy and using glasses but with a cold
  <B:-/~      Undecided with sunglasses on head and drooling
  <B:^b       Sunglasses on head and sticking tongue out
  <G>         Grinning
  <I==I)      On four wheels
  <L>         Laughing
  <X          Crazy and giving a wet kiss
  <\\\\>(-:   Left-handed with a bad tie on
  <^O^>       Laughing loudly
  <{:-)}      Message in a bottle
  <|##        Hangman
  <|)         Chinese
  <|*}        Chinese, drunk & happy
  <|-(        Chinese who doesn't like Chinese jokes
  <|-(=       Chinese and unhappy
  <|-)        Chinese; Rickshaw driver
  <|-)=       Chinese; Chinese with a beard
  <|-|        Chinese
  <|:-)       Party hat


  =%7)~~      Rat that has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours
  =(:-)       Punk
  =(_8^(1)    Homer Simpson
  =)          Variation on a classic smiley; Surprised!; Adolf Hitler;
              Chinese
  =):-)       Uncle Sam
  =)||)       Zorro
  =-(         Had eyes scratched out
  =-)         Sideways smiley
  =-<>        Mouth gaped open; Awe struck
  =-O         The Enterprise
  =-O *   *    *     The Enterprise firing photon torpedoes
  =-O~~~      The Enterprise firing phasers
  =-o         Surprised
  =.'v        Has mohawk
  =0==        Mexican on a railroad!
  =8->        Nerd that's unbearably pleased with self
  =87)~~      Rat with eyeglasses
  =:          Eunuch's phallus
  =:)         Bunny
  =:-#(       Punk rocker with a mustache
  =:-#}       Punk rocker with a mustache
  =:-(        Real punks never smile
  =:-)        Punk; Hosehead; Punk-rocker; Dickhead; Has a Mohican;
              Shocked
  =:-H        American footballer
  =:7(~~      Sad rat
  =:7)~~      Rat; Mouse
  =:7>~~      Sarcastic rat
  =:=|        Priest
  =:o]        Bill Clinton
  =:x         Bunny
  =;7)~~      Rat, sarcastic as ever
  ==#==       Railroad crossing
  ==:%(==     Has been railroaded
  ===:-D      Don King
  ===:[OO']>:===     Has been railroaded
  =====:}     Snake
  =>B=)       Punk rocker
  =B-(        With spiked hair and sunglasses, frowning
  =B-)        With spiked hair and sunglasses, smiling
  =O)         Stimpy
  =[8]-O      Spaceman Spiff preparing to land
  =^)         Dagwood Bumstead; Open minded
  =^-^=       Cat smile
  =^..^=      CyberKat
  =^.^=       Cat
  =o'v        Has mohawk
  =o)         Big nose
  =r)         Big nose
  =t==        Mexican run over by train
  ={:-)]      In a bottle
  =|:-)       Abraham Lincoln; Top hat
  =|:-)=      Abe Lincoln; Uncle Sam
  =|:-)X      Diplomat
  =|:=)       Charlie Chaplin
  =|B-{|###   From ZZ Top


  > :-(       Mad
  > ;7)~~     Devil and winky combined
  >%)         Wile E. Coyote
  >&-r        Tearful and sticking tongue out
  >-          Female
  >-",",","-)D>     Fish (perhaps)
  >-)         Rude devil; Oriental
  >-<         Absolutely livid!!
  >->         Chinese
  >-COD       "Floundering" for something to say
  >-^);>      Fish
  >8-0        In the throes of composition
  >8-<        Devilish, surprised, & mad
  >8o!...     Bugs Bunny with carrot
  >:)         Little devil
  >:*)        Bozo the Clown
  >:-(        Not keen on something; Mad; Annoyed; Sick and tired
              of reading this nonsense
  >:-( 8   >     Female after reading sexist opinions on feminists
  >:-( 8 *>-  Has a disparaging opinion of feminists
  >:-)        Devil; Devilish; Evil Grin; Nasty
  >:-*        Angry
  >:-3=       Bugs Bunny
  >:-<        Mad
  >:-<<       Mad
  >:->        Cynical; Devil-like; Really devilish remark;
              Has a crew cut; Leering
  >:-@        Extremely angry
  >:-I        Startrek; Trekkie
  >:-b        Left-pointing tongue
  >:-l        Klingon
  >:-t        Cross
  >:-|        Trekkie; Spock
  >:>         Devilish
  >:^(        Headhunter (Amazon style)
  >:w         Thumbing their nose
  >:w)        Thumbing their nose
  >;-('       So mad s/he is spitting
  >;-)        Devilish wink
  >;->        Cynical wink; Irony; Winky and devil combined
              (a very lewd remark was just made); Wicked grin
  >< ><       Someone wearing argyle socks
  ><*:oDX     Clown
  ><:>==      Turkey
  ><:>==O     Butterball turkey
  ><FISH>     Fish
  >>-O->      General Custer
  >>:-)       Devil; Horrible user; Klingon
  >>:-1       Klingon
  >>:-<<      Mad
  >>>>(:-)    Hat salesman
  >>>>>:============      Is a vegetable (asparagus)
  >>>>X-O>>>>     Roadkill
  >X#-[       Marines never die, they just regroup in Hell
  >[:^)       Watches too much TV
  >[I         Television
  >[]I        Watching television
  >]}         Dragon wearing sunglasses
  >w          Nose-thumbing gesture
  >|(         Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation."; Robocop
  >|*b        Drunk and sticking tongue out
  >|->        Chinese


  ?-(         Black eye; Sorry, I don't know what went wrong
  ?-)         Sorry, I don't know what went wrong
  ?8-o        Elton John
  ?:)         Single curl of hair
  ?:-)        Wavy hair, parted on right


  @%&$%&      You know what that means; N.W.A. fan; Swearing up a storm
  @%&$%&$\&*@%$#@     You know what that means
  @&o/        Tearful and skeptical, wearing a turban
  @(---`--`------     Rose
  @)--`---,-----      Rose
  @*&$!%      You know what that means
  @,^V        One-eye-only winking, wearing a turban and shouting
  @-(         "Ulysses! Bring me Ulysses!"
  @-)         Cyclops; Hypnotist; Seeing stars; Space...The
              Final Frontier
  @.'v        Curly hair
  @.-(@)      One-eye-only wearing a turban and shouting
  @0-(        Scuba diver, sad and wearing a turban
  @8[         Surprised vampire wearing a turban
  @:)         Wearing a turban
  @:*&        Drunk and tongue-tied wearing a turban
  @:-()       Elvis Presley
  @:-)        Turban; Arab; Has wavy hair; Uses too much hairspray;
              Elvis
  @:-)##      Guruka Singh Khalsa
  @:-\        Elvis
  @:-v        Wearing a turban and speaking
  @:-}        Just back from the hairdresser
  @::-x       Wearing a turban, using normal glasses and kissing
  @:I         Turban
  @:O         Mr. Bill
  @:]         Wearing a turban
  @;-)        Flirt
  @;^[)       Elvis
  @=          Pro-nuclear war; Pro-nuclear activist; "Kafka was
              a momma's boy"
  @=)         Dan Quayle
  @==         Pro nuclear war
  @>+-+--     Rose
  @>--->----  Rose
  @>-->--     Red rose; Rose
  @>-`-,--    Rose; Flower
  @@@:)       Marge Simpson
  @@@@8^)     Marge Simpson
  @@@@@@:-)      Marge Simpson
  @@@@@@@@:)     Marge Simpson
  @@B-)       Bouffant woman with catseye frame glasses
  @B-O~       Big-mouth wearing a turban, using glasses and drooling
  @L@         Spent too many hours at terminal
  @O=E<=      Woman in skirt wearing turtleneck sweater
  @[]         Cup of coffee
  @_@         Boggled eyes, or glasses (Japanese)
  @l@         Too many hours at terminal
  @o'v        Has curly hair
  @|@         Has spent too long looking at terminal
  @},`-----------    Rose
  @}-,-'--           Rose
  @}--)----)----     Rose
  @}--,--`-------    Rose
  @}----`----^--     Rose
  @}--->-----        Rose
  @}--;---`----      Rose
  @}--<---<-----     Rose
  @}-->---->----     Rose
  @}--`----,----     Rose
  @}-;--`---         Rose
  @}->--      Rose
  @}-^---,------     Rose
  @}:-)       Gardening hat
  @}`,----------     Rose


  B)          Frog wearing sunglasses
  B*)         With moustache and designer sunglasses!
  B-(8        Sir Robin Day
  B-)         Batman; Wears horn-rimmed glasses; Sunglasses;
              Wearing shades; Ready for the beach
  B-)-[<      Wearing sunglasses and swimming trunks
  B-)[<       Sunglasses and swimming trunks
  B-D         "Serves you right, dummy!"
  B-]         Batman
  B-|         Batman; Wearing cheap sunglasses
  B:*/        Drunk and undecided with sunglasses on head
  B:-)        Sunglasses on head
  BI          Frog
  B^)         Hornrimmed glasses
  B|          Frog


  C):-)       Cowboy
  C):-O       Barbershop Quartet (repeat 4 times)
  C):-| *     Sheriff
  C)B-)       The Lone Ranger
  C8<]        Darth Vader
  C:#         American footballer
  C:-)        Bonjour, Monsieur; Has a large cranial capacity;
              Tefal employee
  C:-|        Bald
  C:H         Football player
  C:\>        MS-DOS programmer
  C= 2>;*{))  Drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
              a mustache, and a double chin
  C=:-)       Chef; Boss; Galloping Gourmet
  C===:       XXL size
  C=>8*)      Devilish chef with glasses and a moustache
  C=}>;*{))   Drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
              a mustache, and a double chin
  C=}>;*{O)   Drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
              a mustache, and a double chin
  C|:-)       Bowler hat
  C|:-=       Charlie Chaplin
  C|:-=)      Charlie Chaplin


  D)          Crash helmet


  E-(         Has had their eyes gouged out
  E-:-)       Ham radio operator; TV detector van operator
  E-:-I       Net.ham-radio
  E:-)        Radio ham
  EK(         Frankenstein's monster


  G-(         Scuba diver with a broken mask
  G:-)        Football helmet


  H-)         Cross-eyed; Geordie LaForge


  I-)         Sniggering; Private eye
  I-8)~V-|!   Left-handed general of an AF Apache radar section
  I8${}       Ubangi (bone in nose)
  I:-O        Is a flathead; Flat-top
  IIII8^)X        Cat in the Hat
  IIIIII8^)X      Cat in the Hat
  Ic:()       Pygmy with bone in hair


  J:-)        Has nice hair


  K%*}        Very drunk with lampshade on head
  K-[         Batman with eyes poked out
  K:-)        Propeller hat; Beanie; Graduation hat
  K:P         Little kid with a propeller beenie


  L-P         Totally scrambled
  L:-)        Graduate


  M-)         See no evil
  M-),:X),:-M     Sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil
  M.^.M       Nirvana; Failure of a chiropracter
  M:-)        Saluting; Symbol of respect
  MP(:-[      Military Policeman


  O 8)        Angel wearing sunglasses and smiling
  O 8-)       Angel; Saint
  O :-)       Angel; Angel (at heart, at least)
  O |-)       Angel; Saint; Net.religion
  O!O         Male moon
  O+          Appropriate for women's messages
  O-&-<       Doing nothing (has arms crossed)
  O-(==<      Chastised and/or chagrined; Merely asleep
  O-)         Megaton Man On Patrol!; Aquanaut; Scuba diver;
              Smoked a banana; Message from cyclops; Arc-welder
  O-G-<       Pointing to self
  O-S-<       In a hurry
  O-Z-<       In a big hurry
  O:-)        Angelic; Angel; Saint; Halo; Just made a sweet
              and innocent remark
  O:O         Girl mooning
  O>--<       Dead on pavement
  O>-<|=      Of interest to women
  OO          Guy mooning; Headlights on msg
  OOOO-{I     Marge Simpson-crazy and having a mustache
  OOOO:@<     Pig-nose Marge Simpson-mad
  OOOO:@[     Pig-nose Marge Simpson-vampire
  OOOOBc~     Marge Simpson-unhappy with glasses and drooling
  OOOOX-~(    Dead Marge Simpson-sad with a cold
  O^O         Female moon
  O_O         Shocked (Japanese)


  P)          Pirate
  P-(         Pirate
  P-)         Fresh; Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes); Pirate


  Q:-)        Recent graduate
  Q:-o        William Tell, Jr.
  Q=:-)       Chef
  Q~`         Cat


  R-(         Broken glasses
  R-)         Broken glasses


  S:-)        Has wavy hair; Uses too much hairspray; Superuser


  UJ:)        Student at the Jagellonian University


  V(8-|       Air Force pilot
  V^J         With glasses, seen from the left side


  X)          Dead
  X-(         Suicide; Dead; Net.suicide; You are brain dead
  X-)         Cross-eyed; Unconscious
  X:-)        Little kid; Little kid with a propeller beanie;
              Aunt Jemima
  X^o         Trying to focus on ASCII random dot stereograms


  [ : ]       Frankenstien
  [*>-]       Philippine flag
  [-:-)       Garibaldi from Babylon 5; Male pattern baldness
  [0-\        Cyclops, undecided and using a walkman
  [8*|        Drunk using a walkman and wearing sunglasses
  [8-]        Frankenstein
  [8-{)       Bearded with glasses and headphones
  [:)         Wearing a Walkman
  [:-)        Wearing a walkman; Wearing headphones;
              Fankenstein's monster; Personal stereo; Has a flat top;
              Garibaldi from Babylon 5; Wearing a hard hat
  [:-) 8   >     Gay female (butch)
  [:-]        Robot; Square head
  [:-|        Data
  [:-|I       Frankenstein's monster
  [:=I]       Frankenstein
  [:]         Robot
  [:|]        Robot
  [:|]`       Robot
  [:~~~~>)#####     Jewish guy smiling
  [:~~~~>o#####     Jewish guy reading tora
  [=          About housing in Arizona
  [B-~[       Vampire with a walkman, using glasses and a cold
  []          Hugs
  []:*        Hugs & kisses!
  []:-{o      Barbershop quartet singer
  [y]         Military pubis


  \ ^_^ /     Joyful! (Japanese)
  \(^_^)/     Banzai smiley
  \(^o^\)(/^.^)/     Happy! (Japanese)
  \,/         Grin
  \.^./       Lotus position, seen from above
  \/          Grin
  \/          Duck
  \/\/\/\,8-O     Really should fix frayed line cord on terminal
  \:-)        Beret; French hat
  \:^)        Gumby
  \o/         PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?)
  \|://       George Bush


  ])          Lt. LaForge
  ]-I         Sunglasses (very cool)
  ]:)|--<     "I am the king"
  ]:-)        Devil; Member of the Royal Family; Nurse hat
  ]:-)}       Devil
  ]:->        Devil; Devilish
  ]:-} =]===>    King Arthur
  ]=8)        Happy cow
  ]B-)        Batman
  ]B=8}       Dragon


  ^(^         Happy (variation)
  ^)^  ^(^    Two people talking
  ^)^ ^(^     Two people talking
  ^+^         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ^=^         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ^L^         Happy
  ^V^         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ^^          Happiness (Japanese)
  ^^;         Embarrasment (Japanese); Cold sweat
  ^^;;;       Embarassed; Cold sweat
  ^^m^^oo^^m^^^     Spying over the wall with fingernails
  ^_-         Winking (Japanese)
  ^_^         Smile
  ^_^;;;      Embarassed; Cold sweat
  ^_~         Winking2 (Japanese)
  ^o          Snoring
  ^o^         Happy
  ^o^;>       Excuse me
  ^v          Pointy nose
  ^v^         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ^v^v^       Mountains


  _(:-|       Soldier from the communications corps
  _(D)        Astronaut
  _)          Suffering from Lorentz contraction
  _:^)        American Indian
  _\\//       Vulcan salute
  __!         Enough for now
  __.         Properly chastised and/or chagrined; Merely asleep
  __/\o_      Swimmer; Caterpiller
  __/~`-'~\_/     Line of thought isn't quite a line
  __Q~`__         Cat on a wall
  __\/_oo_\/__    Crab spying at the wall
  ___(member '(A B C D 1 (A B)) A)___     LISP code spying at the wall
  ___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,___      Ants marching and spying at the wall
  ___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,P,___     Ant platoon marching and spying at
                                the wall
  ____V@_____     Snail spying at the wall
  _____,P________     Ant with banner spying
  ______,________     Yet another ant spying at the wall
  ______2_2222_________     Ducks spying at the wall
  _______     Wile E. Coyote under rock; He-Ne laser line; Student
              EEG on Saturday night
  _________0-n_________________      Key forgotten for someone that was
  _________@@__________     Imperial AT-AT spying over the wall
  ____________         Invisible Man spying at the wall
  __________p^o_________    One-armed person using a binocular
  ___m_+o+_m___    Clown spying at the wall
  ___m_--_m___     Chinese spying at the wall
  ___m_@^@_m___    Man with glasses spying at the wall
  ___m_OO_m___     REALLY spying at the wall
  ___m_O_m___      Cyclops spying at the wall
  ___m_oo_m___     Spying at the wall
  __m_(-O-)_m__         Koala spying at the wall
  __m_.(%)._m__         Yet another pig spying at the wall
  __m__(((..)__m__      "Monica" spying at the wall
  __m____m___           Dwarf spying at the wall
  __m_oo_?__       Captain Hook spying at the wall
  __m_oo__         One-handed spying at the wall
  __mmmm_oo_mmmm__      Octopus spying at the wall
  _m_oo_m_m_oo_m_       Twins spying at the wall
  _m_oo_mm_oo_m_        Siamese Twins spying at the wall
  _o-)        Aquanaut
  _o^v        American Indian (profile)


  ` '         Cat (at night)
  `'          Cat's eyes in the night
  `,`,`,`,`:|     Mrs. Frankenstein
  `-_-'       Have you hugged your wolf today?
  `:-)        Shaved an eyebrow off this morning
  `@_____     Writing about snail mail
  `AR~        Baby elephant
  `\=o-o=/'   Wears eye glasses
  `^J         Smiley
  `_'         Sideways smiley (variation)
  `o'         Sideways smiley (variation)


  b:-)        Baseball fan; Has a cap on


  c):-)       Bowler hat
  c=#=:       Bobbit Phallus after operation
  c=.         Phallus of a cyclop
  c=//=:      Bobbit phallus
  c=3         In abstinence for a while
  c=:         Phallus
  c=::        Four-engined
  c=;         Eunuch's phallus with a crushed testicle
  c=B         Clergyman


  d :-)       Hats off to your great idea
  d :-o       Taking their hat off to a great idea
  d.'v        Wearing hard hat
  d8=         Beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat; Biker
  d:-)        Baseball cap; Baseball player; Wearing a cap; Jockey;
              Baseball
  d:-p        Adolescent
  do'v        Wearing hard hat


  g-)         Pince-nez


  i-=<***     Applying flame thrower
  i-=<*** __.     CAUTION: Has flame thrower and uses it!
  i-=<****** o-(==<     CAUTION: Has flame thrower and uses it!
  i-=<***i        CAUTION: Has flame thrower
  l-0         Yawning; Snoring
  l-O         Yawning
  l:-O        Flattop loudmouth
  l^o         Hepcat


  m-)         Hand slapping forehead
  m(_ _)m     Deep bow used for apologizing or expressing thanks
  m(_)m       Humble bow of thanks or apology


  o'!         Grim (profile)
  o'"         Pursing lips (profile)
  o'J         Smiling (profile)
  o'P         Sticking tongue out (profile)
  o'T         Keeping a straight face (profile)
  o'U         Yawning (profile)
  o'V         Shouting (profile)
  o'Y         Whistling (profile)
  o'\         Frowning (profile)
  o'r         Sticking tongue out (profile)
  o'v         Talking (profile)
  o'w         Speaking with forked tongue (profile)
  o(:-)       Miner
  o-(:-{o{{{{      Santa Claus
  o-)         Cyclops
  o-<:-{{{    Santa
  o-<:-}}}    Santa Claus
  o/          Raised hand
  o:-(        Shot between the eyes
  o:-)        Bullet hole in head; Dain-Bramaged; Angel; Saint;
              Pea-brain
  o<:-)       Bobble hat
  o<:-}}      Santa Claus
  o=          Burning candle for flames
  o>-<|=      Message of interest only to women.
  o>8<(=      Message about interesting women
  o>8<|=      Writing messages about interesting women
  oO:)&       Grandmother
  oO:-)***    Santa Claus
  oX)         Pirate
  o^v         Pointy nose
  o_o         Sideways smiley (variation)
  oo          "It's cold out"; Somebody's head-lights are on
  oo-         Puzzled; Confused
  oo---oo-Bo      Truck driver


  p:-)        Baseball fan; Wearing a baseball cap
  pp#         Cow (sideways)
  pq`#'       Bull (sideways)


  q:-#        Baseball catcher
  q:-)        Baseball catcher; Rapper; Wearing cap backwards
  q;|         Mean baseball cap wearer


  r:-)        Wearing ponytail


  v##)        Largish boat with more sails than a schooner
  v)          Star Trek "The Traveler"
  v+)____,    Boat weighing anchor (Hmmm... .5 tons)
  v-|         Here's my life raft
  vH)         Here's a drakkar; Viking longboat


  x:<>        Edd the Duck
  xd:)        Wearing a propeller hat


  y:-)        Bad toupee


  {           Alfred Hitchcock; Psycho
  {        :-)    Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)
  { :-)       Minbari from Babylon 5
  {(:-)       Wearing a toupee; William Shatner
  {-)         Needs a haircut
  {-}}}       Hippie
  {0-)        Cyclops; Scuba diver with hair parted in the middle
              and smiling
  {8-)        Lisa Simpson
  {8-*        Maggie Simpson
  {8->        Bart Simpson
  {8-}        Grinning mischievously; Grinning charmingly
  {:-( :   >      Female with small breasts
  {:-)        Toupee; Hair parted in the middle; Old-fashioned hair;
              Wig
  {:-) 8   >   <     Mermaid
  {:-D        Big cheesy grin
  {:-{        Definitely unhappy
  {:-{)       Has a moustache and a toupee
  {:-{)}      New hair style, mustache and beard
  {:-| 8( )>      Pregnant female
  {:-} 8   >      Female
  {:-} 8   X      Female wearing chastity belt
  {:0         Orator wearing a toupee
  {:<>        Daffy Duck
  {:V         Duck; Sounds like a duck
  {:\/        Sounds like a duck
  {:^=(       Adolph Hitler
  {=          For messages about housing
  {B-\        Skeptical user with glasses and hair parted in the middle
  {initials}  To hug a specific person
  {y}         Old pubis
  {{(>_<)}}   Is cold (sideways, Japanese)
  {{-}}}      Refugee from the '60's
  {{:-)       Klingon warrior smiling after victory; Mao suit
  {|^x~       Kissing and drooling with hair parted in the middle
  {|oX        Lips-sealed and wearing a toupee
  {}          "No comment"; Hug (usually in multiples--{{{{}}}}}


  |           Bike fleet messages
  | )         Salamander
  |)          Salamander; Geordi Laforge
  |*-*|       Cassette tape
  |-          Good Grief!
  |-(         Asleep and having nightmares; Contact lenses,
              but has lost them; Very tired
  |-(     )   Yawning
  |-(         Late night messages; Nightmare; Lost contact lenses; Yawn
  |-(:-|      Soldier from the radar division
  |-(=   =)   Yawning smiley from Vietnam
  |-)         Getting tired; A good dream!; Face looking into
              bright sunlight; Lt. LaForge; Data; Chinese; Hee hee;
              Sleeping; Sniggering; Ray-Bans
  |-.zzzzzzzzzz     Snoozing; Snoring; Sleeping deeply; Knocked-out
  |-0         Yawning
  |-<>        Kissy face; Blowing a kiss
  |-D         Ho ho
  |-I         Asleep; Sleeping
  |-O         Yawning; Snoring; Birth; Bored
  |-P         Yuk; Reaction to unusually ugly C code
  |-Q         Smoking and yelling Chinese
  |-[#]       About to explode
  |-]         Robocop
  |-o         Squinting while talking; Bored
  |-p         Revolted
  |-{         Good Grief (Charlie Brown)
  |-|         Sleeping; Asleep; Bored
  |-~b        With a cold and sticking tongue out
  |.|         Powerless in frontside
  |0          Yawning
  |:-)        Bushey Eyebrows; Teacher
  |:-Q        Smoking
  |:-|        Excessively rigid
  |:/         Constipated
  |:['        Groucho Marx
  |:]         Robocop
  |<:-)       Graduate
  |I          Asleep
  |I|         Frontside
  |[*]        Is exploding NOW!!!!!
  |^)         Chinese
  |^j         Smiling, wearing those long, rectangular
              sunglass thingies (profile)
  |^o         Snoring; Hepcat
  ||          Car; Any four-wheeled vehicle
  ||*         Handshake
  ||*(        Handshake offered (giving)
  ||*)        Handshake accepted (taking)
  |~(         Someone just busted my nose


  } (:-(      William Shatner in a high wind
  }(:-(       Wearing toupee in wind
  }-)         Evil
  }0)         Cyclops wearing a toupee in a updraft and smiling
  }0*O        Cyclops, drunk with a big mouth and wearing a toupee
              in an updraft
  }:-(        Toupee in an updraft; Bull-headed
  }:-)        Toupee in an updraft; Devil; Hair parted in the middle
              in an updraft
  }:-<        Cat
  }:-{|       Clark Gable; Snidley Whiplash
  }:-}        Big grin
  }:8         Far Side cow
  }::-?       Wearing a toupee in an updraft, using normal glasses
              and smoking a pipe
  }:^#)       Pointy nosed
  }:^#})      Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy-nosed smiley with
              a double chin
  };->        Rude devil
  }B-i        Groucho Marx
  }}:-(       Worf
  }}:-)       Klingon warrior smiling after victory


  ~ :-(       Angry; Steaming mad
  ~!~         Koala
  ~(:)        Playing at being an Indian
  ~(:-)       Tonto; Homer Simpson
  ~(:>        Mouse
  ~(O)|       Deep sea diver
  ~87(        Cartoon character unhappy he has only one hair
  ~:          Child
  ~:-(        Net.Flame; Very angry
  ~:-)        Has a Mohican and been out in the rain
  ~:-P        Thinking and steaming; Having only one single hair
  ~:-o        Baby (crying)
  ~:@         Baby with a pacifier
  ~:o         Baby
  ~=          Candle (flame follows)
  ~==         Flame follows
  ~=~         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ~M`'~       Camel
  ~O~         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ~U~         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ~V~         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ~\8-O       Needs to fix frayed cord on terminal
  ~\\ (^o^) /~/~     Octopus (Japanese)
  ~_~         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ~n~         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ~o'v        Has long bangs
  ~o~         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ~u~         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ~v~         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ~x~         Sideways smiley (variation)
  ~~(*:=      Rat or mouse (left-handed)
  ~~0{        Scuba-diver with a mustache and burning
  ~~:-(       Net.flame
  ~~:-)       On fire; Has been flamed!
  ~~:-[       On fire; Has been flamed!
  ~~:-w       Burning and speaking with forked tongue
  ~~:I        Burning
  ~~\8-O      Needs to fix frayed cord on computer
  ~~c___      Beach
  ~~~8}       Snake
  ~~~\8-O     Zapped by frayed cord on computer
  ~~~c___     Beach
  ~~~~8}      Snake
  ~~~~8}      Snake
  ~~~~:>      Person in a transporter beam
  ~~~~>       Photon
  ~~~~~8}     Snake


  ¦-O         Yawning
  ¦-o         Yawning; Bored
  ¦-|         Somniferous
  ¦^O         Snoring
  ¦|          Sleeping deeply
 

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